Annoying Questions and Unsolicited Advice

Hmmm we have all been victims of annoying questions and unsolicited advice...we are probably also guilty of doing it. Here is some examples:
It starts out when you are single:
So when are you going to get a boyfriend/girlfriend? Come on does anyone really know the answer to as to when you will get a boyfriend or girlfriend...it just happens. I don't know, I think I will go out and get one in the next five minutes. It is as simple as ordering pizza...
Finally when you are dating someone:
So when are you going to get married? Does anyone really know at the beginning when they are going to get married or if they even want to?
When you are married:
So when are you going to have a baby? Again I think we will have one in the next five minutes...we will let you know.
When you have your first child:
So when are you going to have the next baby? NEXT BABY????? Come on I am still trying to adjust to this one.....three years later. They say " You should have children close together in age." Ummm too late for that. They say " You don't want your child to grow up all alone, do you?" Well he isn't all alone he has us.